"Now Behave, Dammit!"

This morning the Mister had to gather his people (not unlike Moses gathering his people, or maybe it was the Pharaoh who gathered them) and give a talk about how to act like adults, about how to be nice to each other. I'm sure the meeting was replete with phrases like "we're all on the same team" and "let's strengthen our united front to the client" and "you f*ckers are all just a bunch of babies anyway, so go f*ck yourselves" -- that sort of thing. Niceties, with maybe a few carrots thrown in.

I'm not sure what kinds of plagues they have in the advertising world, but I can guess. Locusts? No. Famine? Probably not, especially if your client is a major candy company who sends you truckloads of sugar every other day for 'branding purposes'. (Wait - was famine even one of the original plagues? If not, it should have been.) So that leaves frogs, lice or diseased livestock, which does bode well for the agency's dogs.